Quoting: mandrillone, Post #210
Don't forget, eat the head first and then she'll let you eat the legs..
Well, I'm not Russian nor Polish but I am a woman, and you can eat my shorts. And I thought _I_ sounded presumptuous when I wrote.
Oh you do... & Don't pretend you don't know what I mean you little minx.
And one last thing, rather than giving your shorts away, sell them on ebay! Some people pay a fortune for that sort of thing.
Despite our recent discussions, I fully sympathise. Women can be so cruel; in fact they are like little Dobberman puppy dogs, if you don't show them a firm hand when they are young they'll probably turn around and bite you when they get a little older. Sorry you got bitten old bean....
Your duck story more than makes up for your rather lame continued attacks on British imperialism. (and it's not all negative; just the other day a Congolese colleague bemoaned the fact that they were colonised by the disorganinsed Belgians and not the English!)
But anyway, I think we will have to disagree on the woman thing: you keep talking in the singular as if there is "only one" woman for each of us.. [I shall not mention a "democratic" right to disagree lest I set off another barrage of political theory ramblings] I shall say [however] that I feel these monogamistic tendancies are a relic of our immature western culture. In more worldly and experienced cultures it is quite common to take more than one wife with all of the particularities that brings, i.e. the eldest wife runs the house & the youngest get the 'good lovin'. Who is to say that our occidental way is the right one?I
am not convinced that our enlightened approach always works.... for example, had you taken out a polygamous
insurance then the '2 Duck incident' wouldn't have hit you quite so hard..
Once again, yours in chat,