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Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!?


Bratwurst Boy 12 | 10,897
10 Nov 2009 #181
*******

*get's all red and puffy, smoke comes out of ears*
ShawnH 8 | 1,507
10 Nov 2009 #182
Yeah, and Germans have a temper. Not sure if anybody mentioned that. :-)
scrappleton - | 829
10 Nov 2009 #183
Not really that much, I lived there for a couple of years. Hell anybody has a temper compared to a Canadian.
ShawnH 8 | 1,507
10 Nov 2009 #184
Ever see how we treat our polar bears?

Teen shoots polar bear[
nationalpost.com/todays-paper/story.html?id=2204155

Imagine how we would treat somebody we don't like.
Gaa 2 | 155
10 Nov 2009 #185
just a random German guy
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 Nov 2009 #186
Yeah, and Germans have a temper.

Ah they are all bark and no bite.

It is nice to see the different cultures assembling on a Spanish beach...
the Germans getting up sometime when everyone else is going to sleep to put their towels on deck chairs.
Somehow a German thinks his towel turns into a flag of some kind when abroad, giving him exclusive rights to these public deck chairs.
Then some hung over man (no names cough) stretches out down the beach. The only thing he wants to hear is the sound of the ocean.

Then some nasty piece of work, Ze Deutsch man, DEMANDS HIZ CHAIR!!!, you can see the vains bulging out of his forehead as you wonder what the hell he is talking about. Ze ToweLL! Ze ToweLL, it iz MINE! now you go!

Having a hangover from hell and not wanting to deal with this you reach around and find that in fact some inconsiderate dope did put his towel underneath you.

And with one swift moment you have pulled the thing from under you and set it free in to the air flying down the beach.

The last thing you hear just before you turn your back on him is "Now you GO GET MY TOWEL!!", once turned fully around you hear some curses being efficiently muttered and trailing off the direction of the towel.

And then you hear the waves lapping again and all is well with the universe :)
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 10,897
10 Nov 2009 #188
just a random German guy

AUSTRIAN! (Vienna I believe going after the dialect)

Then some hung over man (no names cough) stretches out down the beach.

Didn't you see THE TOWEL!!
ShawnH 8 | 1,507
10 Nov 2009 #189
just a random German guy

Seems that drugs are available in Germany as well.

And now your average German kid.
youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 10,897
10 Nov 2009 #190
And now your average German kid.

Someone probably corrected his english one time to often...
ShawnH 8 | 1,507
10 Nov 2009 #191
Liked that one...

:-)
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 Nov 2009 #192
Didn't you see THE TOWEL!!! uhoh

I recognise that accent and that expression.
August 2000?
Sorry about all that BB, you know the way it is...
.... ah, yeah you don't, you're German :)

And now your average German kid.

My goodness, That kid is popping his top.
What the heck does he want? to play a game?
ShawnH 8 | 1,507
10 Nov 2009 #193
Maybe BB can correct me, but I think he is spazzing because somebody did him in during an online game, or he has a slow internet during the game.
scrappleton - | 829
10 Nov 2009 #194
or he has a slow internet during the game.

I think that's it. Kids are little bas.tards wherever you go though.
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 10,897
10 Nov 2009 #195
Yeah...I would say the second possibility as he complains quite loudly that he wants to play the game but can't like having a to slow connection.
Hobbes 1 | 18
10 Nov 2009 #196
After extensive research I have uncovered the real identity of Hobbes

Dude, how the hell did you find me? :D

And now your average German kid.

Actually, that was an actor (I like the humor though), he ran a TV show called "das Echte Gangsta", he tried doing this to show obsession with video game. Backfired :D

they are all fat and drink beer all the time (their beer is very good though)

Stereotypes aren't supposed to be true :P

I'm really having a good laugh, this is too hilarious! :D
vetala - | 382
10 Nov 2009 #197
- Educated
- Rich
- Neat
- Perfectionists
- Arrogant
- Boring
- Hate Poles with a passion
- Look down on everything that lives in the East
- Secretely dream of taking over the world
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 10,897
10 Nov 2009 #198
- Boring

WOT???? WE.ARE.SO.NOT.BORING!

Who brought you two world wars alone in the last century??? Countless thrilling penalty shootouts and Nena????
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 Nov 2009 #199
They say a picture tells a thousand words but they were not thinking of German efficiency when they said that.
(actual cover of Polish magazine)
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 10,897
10 Nov 2009 #200
They say a picture tells a thousand words but they were not thinking of German efficiency when they said that.

Ja gut, but the topic was about german stereotypes not of polish fantasies!
Gaa 2 | 155
10 Nov 2009 #201
don't forget Erika

ggg

by the way..when will you pay us the billion dollars for destruction after war?;p
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 Nov 2009 #202
Ja gut, but the topic was about german stereotypes not of polish fantasies!

Edit...
And who said it was only a Polish fantasy? eeeewwwww.
Is she a bit of a sex symbol in Deutschland?
vetala - | 382
10 Nov 2009 #203
BB
Well, he was asking about sterotypes. I, for one, consider Michael Kessler quite interesting. And you.
TheOther 5 | 3,682
10 Nov 2009 #204
That is a German magazine cover

That's a Polish magazine cover, isn't it?
Torq
10 Nov 2009 #205
WE.ARE.SO.NOT.BORING!
Who brought you two world wars alone in the last century???

You want to rule the world, so you start the war but eventually get beaten and lose,
so you grow bitter and commence with planning the next war, which you again start
and again you lose. BOOOOOOOORING!

;)
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 10,897
10 Nov 2009 #206
That is a German magazine cover and I think it says much more about German attitudes and stereo types the people who made it, much more than just listing off things :)

Well...I dunno about that....behind Merkel you can see the title of the polish magazin Wprost.
So it's definitely a polish fantasy! ;)

You want to rule the world, so you start the war but eventually get beaten and lose,
so you grow bitter and commence with planning the next war, which you again start
and again you lose. BOOOOOOOORING!

;)

Meanie!

by the way..when will you pay us the billion dollars for destruction after war?;p

That doesn't count, no stereotype!
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 Nov 2009 #207
That's a Polish magazine cover, isn't it?

Yep, mistake Doh!

Well...I dunno about that....behind Merkel you can see the title of the polish magazin Wprost.

So it is a Polish stereotype of Germans for the potato cover on the German magazine.
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 10,897
10 Nov 2009 #208
I, for one, consider Michael Kessler quite interesting. And you.

Yes, I consider myself quite interesting too...

So it is a Polish stereotype of Germans for the potato cover on the German magazine.

Why so complicated? It shows definitely the hidden secret polish lust for german chancelloresses (spelling?)...
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 Nov 2009 #209
tell me some stereotypes for the German people

Germans love the Hoffmister.


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