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Is it worth returning to Poland in old age?


Yorkshire Yokel
2 Jul 2026   #211
Yes. It's about capital staying in society and not being sucked out of it by 'markets'.

Funny, int it? 'Keep capital in society,' says t'feller who's cartin' his own brass off wherever it buys him more beer an' bigger dinners. That's champion socialistin', that.


jon357  77 | 25739
4 Jul 2026   #212
Polish 'restrooms' aren't the worst in Europe (they're actually pretty good, by and large

Nowadays yes. Back in the day some were squalid. Łódź Fabryczna used to have one that was particularly bad.

some kind of judgement, complete with haughty smirk

I just laugh at them and look away.


Rufus
5 Jul 2026   #213
You still have to pay for restrooms in Poland, even on airports or gas stations?


Novichok  7 | 10597
5 Jul 2026   #214
You still have to pay for restrooms in Poland,

...but not for breathing...


OP Alien  31 | 7995
5 Jul 2026   #215
not for breathing

Unless there is a tourist tax.


Novichok  7 | 10597
5 Jul 2026   #216
Why would anyone want to leave the US and retire in Poland?

To save money? Is that it?


jon357  77 | 25739
5 Jul 2026   #217
gas stations?

Petrol stations? No. Same with airports.


Bathrooms
6 Jul 2026   #218
Petrol stations? No. Same with airports

Also most malls and train stations are free. Some fast food places make you use a code that you get when you buy food. Many bar mleczny don't even have bathrooms, though, which has always struck me as bizarre. Sit-down restaurant with no toilet facilities? They've got to keep their costs down, though.


Ron2
6 Jul 2026   #219
To save money?

To spend less and get more. And to civilize oneself.


jon357  77 | 25739
6 Jul 2026   #220
train stations

Railway stations? Yes, some are free nowadays. Much better than before. Some of the old ones were squalid and not free.

Many bar mleczny don't even have bathrooms, though, which has always struck me as bizarre

Cafes too. Or quite big bars with only one toilet. Hard to know why that is allowed.


OP Alien  31 | 7995
9 Jul 2026   #221
toilet

Interestingly, there is a free, well-maintained toilet in the Calvary of the monastery in Katowice-Panewniki.


Novichok  7 | 10597
10 Jul 2026   #222
What is the upside of leaving the decades of your life in the US, the family, friends, as well as the friendliest people on earth, only to be the loneliest guy in some town in Poland?

Your fame as "that guy from America" will be worth less than a cold cup of coffee in three days.


jon357  77 | 25739
10 Jul 2026   #223
Interestingly, there is a free, well-maintained toilet

Makes a nice change.


Novichok  7 | 10597
10 Jul 2026   #224
...in a country where clean toilets are rare.

In many parks here, we have toilet paper, a spare roll, warm water, and a dryer.


Miloslaw  24 | 5749
10 Jul 2026   #225
In many parks here, we have toilet paper, a spare roll, warm water, and a dryer.

In your parks???Don't you have toilets???Animals......


Novichok  7 | 10597
10 Jul 2026   #226
In your parks?

No. I said:

In many parks here,

I don't have a park. We have public places where I can go for a walk and take a sh*t when I have to.


OP Alien  31 | 7995
11 Jul 2026   #227
where clean toilets are rare.

This is not true, toilets in shopping malls and on highways are cleaner in Poland than in Germany...and are free of charge. Toilets in restaurants and cafes are only for customers but are usually also cleaner than in Germany.


Novichok  7 | 10597
11 Jul 2026   #228
Why do men p*ss standing when they can sit down?


OP Alien  31 | 7995
11 Jul 2026   #229
Why do men p*ss standing when they can sit down

They do this for hygiene reasons.


Sitzpinkeln
11 Jul 2026   #230
They do this for hygiene reasons.

It's primarily a German practise. They even invented a term for it: sitzpinkeln.

It's because unlike western toilets, German toilets have traditionally featured a 'sh*t shelf' (some Polish homes have had this style of toilet too, in the past, imported from Germany).

Instead of just a round basin, such toilets also have a flat 'shelf' on which the faecally-obsessed Germans can inspect their poop 'for health reasons' ("hmm, colour und quantity of mein scheiße ist gut, consistency also ist wunderbar. Super, I add these results to der chart."). If you p*ss into such toilets standing up, the splashback from this shelf will shower the whole bathroom with urine. So, German men sit down.

These are the same people who managed to conquer almost all of mainland Europe, folks. I know, I know...


Lyzko9bda5804d1f
11 Jul 2026   #231
B.B.
Such considerations belong at a proctologist's office.


Novichok  7 | 10597
11 Jul 2026   #232
We are not talking about prostate cancer.


Lyzko9bda5804d1f
11 Jul 2026   #233
No, indeed we're not!





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