How to instigate a row with your Polish missus.

smurf 39 | 1,969

8 Mar 2011 #1

Step 1. Go here,

2. Ask missus..."Hey, Marie Curie was Polish?"
-Yea of course she was Polish...
-Marie is a Polish name?
-No, she married a French guy & in most European countries they call her Marie Curie but her full name was Maria Sklodowska Curie, they probably leave out the Polish bit coz it's too hard to pronounce.

-Ok, I see.

3. Go to her Wikipedia Page

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Curie

4. Notice the year of her birth.

5. Go back to missus... "Are ya sure she was Polish?"
-Kurwa yea, stop bothering me & be nice on Women's Day....
-It just says on her Wikipedia page that she was born in Warsaw...
-bah, kurwa Warsaw...
-Yea, I know...anyway, says here that Warsaw was part of Russia....

6. Watch her explode.

7. Run anyway and make some pancakes as a token of forgiveness.

Happy Womens Day ladies...and pancake day too

gumishu 13 | 6,138

8 Mar 2011 #2

I pretty much love your sense of humour :)

Marynka11 4 | 673

8 Mar 2011 #3

You've got yourself a very impulsive Missus...:)

pgtx 29 | 3,145

9 Mar 2011 #4

hahaha! tease for reaction! good one... :)

skysoulmate 13 | 1,276

9 Mar 2011 #5

I like it, might try it one of these days. LOL

aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437

9 Mar 2011 #6

Happy Womens Day ladies...and pancake day too

if I were your girlfriend and you teased me like that more then once, you would become my ex.

I like it, might try it one of these days. LOL

what for I ask?

hates being teased:(

southern 74 | 7,074

9 Mar 2011 #7

A female blowjob day would be sth else.

Marynka11 4 | 673

9 Mar 2011 #8

I can never stress enough the convenience of having a German husband in such cases.
Whenever he starts questioning the nationality of any famous Pole, I usually throw the Hitler example in his face.

poland_

9 Mar 2011 #9

Whenever he starts questioning the nationality of any famous Pole, I usually throw the Hitler example in his face.

Was he of Polish descent ?

I thought he was Austrian.

Marynka11 4 | 673

9 Mar 2011 #10

Was he of Polish descent ?

didn't you know?

Just kidding, he is an example of the fact that people sometimes declare themselves their nationality.

JonnyM 11 | 2,611

9 Mar 2011 #11

Just kidding, he is an example of the fact that people sometimes declare themselves their nationality.

Exactly. Some Poles even still believe JP2 was Polish!!

Marynka11 4 | 673

9 Mar 2011 #12

ust kidding, he is an example of the fact that people sometimes declare themselves their nationality.

that didn't sound right, did it?

poland_

10 Mar 2011 #13

Nope. Pomyśl jeszcze raz. M-ka

rybnik 18 | 1,454

10 Mar 2011 #14

I hate men teasing women this way. Is there a chip on your shoulder or something?;). There is a tease and there is a tease.

this was a good, cute tease :)

simonfla 4 | 11

10 Mar 2011 #15

absolutely brilliant. worked perfectly! and she got a great laugh out of it when i showed her the thread :) so i was forgiven