El Gato
14 Oct 2007
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]
A giant **********...
what is this world coming to..!!!
A giant **********...
El Gato
15 Oct 2007
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]
A gift from God.
God gave the Jews paradise, but he gave Europe Polish women.
:P
Polish women are the most beautiful in the world!
A gift from God.
God gave the Jews paradise, but he gave Europe Polish women.
:P
El Gato
18 Nov 2007
History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1080]
I would consider us Poles central european because we don't "look" eastern european, if you know what I mean. I know a few Poles have that darker tint to their skin, but the majority of Poles are pretty much white and if you put a Pole in a room full of Germans, Frenchies, and Englishmen, you probably wouldn't be able to pick him out of the crowd.
I would consider us Poles central european because we don't "look" eastern european, if you know what I mean. I know a few Poles have that darker tint to their skin, but the majority of Poles are pretty much white and if you put a Pole in a room full of Germans, Frenchies, and Englishmen, you probably wouldn't be able to pick him out of the crowd.
El Gato
21 Nov 2007
Life / Polish Nursery Rhymes [243]
I can remember the words, but there's the one about the man who lost his glasses.
I heard that one every night as a little kid. :]
Any one else know any good ones?
I can remember the words, but there's the one about the man who lost his glasses.
I heard that one every night as a little kid. :]
El Gato
24 Nov 2007
History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1080]
I'm sorry for the few idots we have around here. They think we're all going to take the things they say to heart and cry about it. They don't seem to realize that by belittling others over the internet they are actually making themselves look stupid, because they have nothing better to do than google a forum and talk $hit about other people. It's sad really....
So you think that all the Poles look like the 2 you have seen one day ?? It's totally wrong. Have you ever been to Poland ? I don't think so. I go to Poland every year, and sometimes you can't tell if this guy is Polish or German for example. When you don't know what you're talking about, please sh*t up.
+ you seem a bit racist.
+ you seem a bit racist.
I'm sorry for the few idots we have around here. They think we're all going to take the things they say to heart and cry about it. They don't seem to realize that by belittling others over the internet they are actually making themselves look stupid, because they have nothing better to do than google a forum and talk $hit about other people. It's sad really....
El Gato
24 Nov 2007
History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1080]
I meant the average Pole. Most Poles look like any German or Englishman.
I'm sure a Pole can pick out another Pole in a heartbeat, but that's because they know what to look for. Just like a German can find another German rather easily. My mother can guess which actors in an American movie are Polish by looking at their eyes or jaw. 99% of the time she is right too.
I do see what you're trying to get across though.
you might not be able to for whatever reason (you probably havent travelled sufficiently) but these nationalities are pretty easy to diferentiate
I meant the average Pole. Most Poles look like any German or Englishman.
I'm sure a Pole can pick out another Pole in a heartbeat, but that's because they know what to look for. Just like a German can find another German rather easily. My mother can guess which actors in an American movie are Polish by looking at their eyes or jaw. 99% of the time she is right too.
I do see what you're trying to get across though.
El Gato
24 Nov 2007
Love / AVERAGE AGE FOR MEN TO MARRY in POLAND [31]
Both parents married in Poland:
Father was 29
Mother was 20
The reason my father married so latre was because he served in the Russian army during cold war. Never had the time to go about and meet women. Same with my uncle. He is 36 and was married last year, and just had his first child.
Both parents married in Poland:
Father was 29
Mother was 20
The reason my father married so latre was because he served in the Russian army during cold war. Never had the time to go about and meet women. Same with my uncle. He is 36 and was married last year, and just had his first child.
El Gato
24 Nov 2007
History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1080]
Yes, but not everyone studies different people like you. So I would have to say "The average person cannot distinguish the difference between the average Pole and the average German or average Frenchman."
That make it better?
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to the untrained eye quite probably
Yes, but not everyone studies different people like you. So I would have to say "The average person cannot distinguish the difference between the average Pole and the average German or average Frenchman."
That make it better?
:]
El Gato
24 Nov 2007
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]
They didn't know how to read or write in English. They could read and write perfectly in Polish, in most cases, but sadly many (not all) Americans think that if you can't do something the American way you are stupid.
You have no idea how much $hit I get from people because my name is not spelled the English way. They think my parents were retarded, but then after I explain everything they feel retarded because they just then realised that not everyone in the world speaks English.
They get that because of the evil Smith's company. They created "lil smokies" and suddenly everyone from Poland eats small sausage and has a small penis. Throw down some sausage straight from the home country and they don't know wtf it is.
Too true...
Most jokes about Polish people started as war propaganda. Nazis started saying Poles were stupid and etc. Then one time we charged tanks with horses and swords according to some idiots.
I don't know how true that is.
They didn't know how to read or write in English. They could read and write perfectly in Polish, in most cases, but sadly many (not all) Americans think that if you can't do something the American way you are stupid.
You have no idea how much $hit I get from people because my name is not spelled the English way. They think my parents were retarded, but then after I explain everything they feel retarded because they just then realised that not everyone in the world speaks English.
how Polish have small penises
They get that because of the evil Smith's company. They created "lil smokies" and suddenly everyone from Poland eats small sausage and has a small penis. Throw down some sausage straight from the home country and they don't know wtf it is.
Ha, that's easily disproved.
Too true...
Most jokes about Polish people started as war propaganda. Nazis started saying Poles were stupid and etc. Then one time we charged tanks with horses and swords according to some idiots.
El Gato
1 Dec 2007
Food / Healthy polish food? [55]
Who gives a damn. Polish food will keep you healthier than the average American diet, so it honestly doesn't matter.
If it really matters that much to you, just find a tasty dish (won't be hard) and tell them it's healthy.
Maybe our bodies just adjusted and many Poles have a quick metabalism? I know I do. One of my friends thought I had worms because I eat so much and stay so slim.
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Are there any polish dishes that are healthy
Who gives a damn. Polish food will keep you healthier than the average American diet, so it honestly doesn't matter.
If it really matters that much to you, just find a tasty dish (won't be hard) and tell them it's healthy.
all that cheese and butter, yet everyone seems so slim....
Maybe our bodies just adjusted and many Poles have a quick metabalism? I know I do. One of my friends thought I had worms because I eat so much and stay so slim.
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El Gato
1 Dec 2007
Food / Healthy polish food? [55]
More like stone. Years of football do that
I've got Mr. Atlas legs.
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More like stone. Years of football do that
I've got Mr. Atlas legs.
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El Gato
1 Dec 2007
History / Kosciuszko Squadron - why don't they bring it back? [45]
This book is my favorite ever. I loved every minute of it and I think it should definitely be made into a movie. Hopefully someone with some cash can do a cinematic debut some justice. I'm just praying someone like Spielberg or Clint Eastwood reads this book some time soon.
This book is my favorite ever. I loved every minute of it and I think it should definitely be made into a movie. Hopefully someone with some cash can do a cinematic debut some justice. I'm just praying someone like Spielberg or Clint Eastwood reads this book some time soon.
El Gato
3 Dec 2007
Life / The Polish Wedding - What is it Like in Poland? [338]
Like a party that never ends. Countless stories are told and made at Polish weddings.
The Polish Wedding - What is it Like?
Like a party that never ends. Countless stories are told and made at Polish weddings.
El Gato
6 Dec 2007
Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]
Maybe he doesn't like you...
Been waiting for a Polish guy to turn up right now, he left 2 hours ago from a place that takes 20 minutes to get here.
Maybe he doesn't like you...
El Gato
9 Dec 2007
News / Poland - Third World Country?? [300]
But that's like the difference between cities like Pittsburgh and Compton. All countries have cities that look worse than others. In the states, we have ghettos - areas with high pollution, high unemployment rates, and pretty much crack houses.
South Africa is considered to be one of those 'Third World Countries' too.
But that's like the difference between cities like Pittsburgh and Compton. All countries have cities that look worse than others. In the states, we have ghettos - areas with high pollution, high unemployment rates, and pretty much crack houses.
El Gato
13 Dec 2007
Food / Why carp for Polish Christmas? [157]
Tradition. Someone started it, others felt like keeping it going. It just spread from there :]
Why carp for Polish Christmas?
Tradition. Someone started it, others felt like keeping it going. It just spread from there :]
El Gato
13 Dec 2007
Food / Why carp for Polish Christmas? [157]
Don't know. But think about it. Everything was started by one guy/girl, usually considered crazy by his/her peers.
Who was the first person to go up to a cow and say, "Hey, let's pull on those dangly things and drink what comes out."
Why do we still drink the milk? We're drinking a liquid produced by a fat animal's nipples.
Don't know. But think about it. Everything was started by one guy/girl, usually considered crazy by his/her peers.
Who was the first person to go up to a cow and say, "Hey, let's pull on those dangly things and drink what comes out."
Why do we still drink the milk? We're drinking a liquid produced by a fat animal's nipples.
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
You haven't met my father. He manages to fit every single form of fuck in every other sentence. He's a pretty funny guy. :]
I think Polish people overall don't swear as much as other nations (e.g.. Americans).
You haven't met my father. He manages to fit every single form of fuck in every other sentence. He's a pretty funny guy. :]
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Life / Polish folklore/legends [58]
Are there any Polish legends or folklore that aren't too popular to those who aren't in Poland? I already know about the Dragon of Wawel Hill and all those good things.
haunted places, mythical creatures, legendary hereos, etc. Educate me if you will. I love hearing these stories and would like to hear about them if you know them. Before anybody says Google, I've already tried before. I always get the same results.
Are there any Polish legends or folklore that aren't too popular to those who aren't in Poland? I already know about the Dragon of Wawel Hill and all those good things.
haunted places, mythical creatures, legendary hereos, etc. Educate me if you will. I love hearing these stories and would like to hear about them if you know them. Before anybody says Google, I've already tried before. I always get the same results.
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Life / Polish folklore/legends [58]
I wouldn't consider myself Polish if I didn't. Their like Poland's Romulus and Remus. Except 2 of them form other countries and nobody dies. :]
do you know the one about lech, czech, and rus?
I wouldn't consider myself Polish if I didn't. Their like Poland's Romulus and Remus. Except 2 of them form other countries and nobody dies. :]
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Life / Polish folklore/legends [58]
Like the baba-jaga! :]
Great. I got to spend some time with NCAA coaches and trained with a couple of Pros. down in West Virginia for 2 weeks. One of the greatest experiences of my life :]. Well worth the trip.
How have you been?
my mum was warning me...it is going to abduct you and you never come home...scary
Like the baba-jaga! :]
(How are you kiddo?) I'm glad to see the mysterious cat appearing from time to time.
Great. I got to spend some time with NCAA coaches and trained with a couple of Pros. down in West Virginia for 2 weeks. One of the greatest experiences of my life :]. Well worth the trip.
How have you been?
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Life / Polish folklore/legends [58]
Hopefully. I'm sure as hell gonna give it a try. I'm trying to decide between University of North Carolina or Ohio State. Both have excellent football programs, but don't really know which one has a better Architecture major. Oh well. I've got time.
So any other children eating legends? Does bigfoot sneak into Polish villages and kidnap the women???
Hopefully. I'm sure as hell gonna give it a try. I'm trying to decide between University of North Carolina or Ohio State. Both have excellent football programs, but don't really know which one has a better Architecture major. Oh well. I've got time.
So any other children eating legends? Does bigfoot sneak into Polish villages and kidnap the women???
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Life / Polish folklore/legends [58]
I like that one. Never heard of it before. Good post. :]
All good reads. Thanks. Are there any good haunted places or Polish ghost stories I could read about?
Janosik
I like that one. Never heard of it before. Good post. :]
All good reads. Thanks. Are there any good haunted places or Polish ghost stories I could read about?
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Life / Polish folklore/legends [58]
Found pictures of him, and the river, but no footprint.
I like that story though, thanks. :] (they were all good reads by the way)
Anybody know any others?
Found pictures of him, and the river, but no footprint.
I like that story though, thanks. :] (they were all good reads by the way)
Anybody know any others?
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Life / Polish folklore/legends [58]
Laying low. Waiting for a rich oil merchant to walk by and he's gonna steal his Visa, ATM, and passport.
Where is he now?
Laying low. Waiting for a rich oil merchant to walk by and he's gonna steal his Visa, ATM, and passport.
El Gato
19 Jan 2008
Life / Polish folklore/legends [58]
Mid air collisions are the worst.
So anyone have any other Polish legends? I like reading about stuff like that.
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you had to be careful not get into an accident
Mid air collisions are the worst.
So anyone have any other Polish legends? I like reading about stuff like that.
:]
El Gato
21 Jan 2008
Travel / Fishing in Poland - where to go, what to catch? [74]
New laws have made Poland a sanctuary for animals compared to other animals in Poland. Wolves, bison, and other key animals are making a comeback, and in some cases are only left in Poland. 1% of Poland is protected land.
I know this can't possibly help you out when it comes to places to hunt, but I don't want it to look like Poland is such a lawless place.
I'm not sure about small game, but my father and uncles would always hunt in Poland. They would get pretty big fish (not sure where or what kind) and they hunted deer and other larger game animals. Overall I think it'll be a fun place for any outdoorsman. Hope you have fun.
One sickening example was the culling of wolves in the mountains where the hunters wanted a licence to hunt them for fun, when this should be done by trained park rangers and not for some rich city guy.
New laws have made Poland a sanctuary for animals compared to other animals in Poland. Wolves, bison, and other key animals are making a comeback, and in some cases are only left in Poland. 1% of Poland is protected land.
I know this can't possibly help you out when it comes to places to hunt, but I don't want it to look like Poland is such a lawless place.
I'm not sure about small game, but my father and uncles would always hunt in Poland. They would get pretty big fish (not sure where or what kind) and they hunted deer and other larger game animals. Overall I think it'll be a fun place for any outdoorsman. Hope you have fun.
El Gato
21 Jan 2008
Travel / Fishing in Poland - where to go, what to catch? [74]
My father tells me that the wolves actually got pretty smart. They've learned that while they are in Poland they are safe, but in other places they will be killed. He says that they've learned to cross over and eat livestock in other countries like Slovakia, where they would normally be shot, but when they are done they run back to Poland and get away with it.
Sucks for everyone else :P
My father tells me that the wolves actually got pretty smart. They've learned that while they are in Poland they are safe, but in other places they will be killed. He says that they've learned to cross over and eat livestock in other countries like Slovakia, where they would normally be shot, but when they are done they run back to Poland and get away with it.
Sucks for everyone else :P
El Gato
21 Jan 2008
Travel / Fishing in Poland - where to go, what to catch? [74]
F*ck those wolf killing b@stard cousins of ours!
as to Slovakia ;) who cares ;)
F*ck those wolf killing b@stard cousins of ours!