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Joined: 17 Dec 2008 / Male ♂
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Joker   
18 Dec 2008
Love / Do Polish Women age well? [153]

Polish women age very gracefully, Have you ever seen a old Paki woman with those dark circles around thier eyes?
They look like Uncle Fester from the Addams family
Joker   
8 Jan 2009
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

What would be the most offensive thing you actually could say to a Polish speaking girl?

Taka biala kurwa jak ty powinna zarabiac dużo więcej
A white whore like you should earn much more
Joker   
8 Jan 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

I would wrap my arms around my wallet! Be carefull with those Russian woman,
If she asks you to buy her a plane ticket...Run ,,lol
Joker   
3 Mar 2010
Life / Fat People in Poland? [161]

How come fat people always buy the smallest car they can possibly find and cram themselves into them?
Joker   
5 Oct 2014
Travel / Do taxi drivers in Poland overcharge foreigners? [8]

Do taxi drivers in Poland overcharge foreigners?

I would say yes. The first thing he will ask is, have you been here before?

Then try to keep an eye out while he's driving, look for the same buildings, streets etc....

Taxis will rip you off especially in Europe if they know you're an American.

No need to tip over there either, taxis, bartenders, bell boys, stiff them like they do to us:)
Joker   
2 Jan 2017
Law / Weapons laws in Poland. Carrying a concealed handgun? [918]

Another discussion about Poland that is now entirely about the USA.

Are we jealous? Besides the queen catching a cold and missing xmas tabloid grocery line brit rubbish what possibility is better?

And, you still aint got No Gun...lol
Joker   
9 Jan 2017
News / American GIs troops finally in Poland and, thank God, there's more to come [480]

Fcuk both USA and Russia equally.

USA should get out of NATO

Its a waste of US tax dollars, especially when other countries dont pay their fair share.

Fcuk the UN as well, kick those lying, thieving bastards out of NY and defund!!!!!

Then, it will only be a matter of time before Europe comes begging the US to defend it again.
Because all those little Eurocountries can't and never will get along with each other...lol

How about it, Comrade NTF
Joker   
10 Jan 2017
News / American GIs troops finally in Poland and, thank God, there's more to come [480]

We can freely cooperate with both Russia and USA without their armies present in our country. Putin knows he can't touch Poland. Hopefully Trump will see that too.

Im just joking around about nato come on:)
Trump will be a better friend than Obama could ever be and won't throw you under the bus like he did to Israel!

I believe Trump isn't afraid to take on Putin. Unlike Obama`s feckless "red lines" the whole world takes advantage of this weak President.

He's a minion of King Twitler, what do you expect? ;)

Hey, The Kangaroo Klown is back! LOL

THIS IS MY WEAPON AND THIS IS MY GUN........ THIS ONE IS FOR KILLING AND THIS ONE FOR FUN" !

Fifteen dollar too beaucoup...how about five dollar,

btw... this ones for fighting this ones for fun
Joker   
10 Jan 2017
News / An article: NATO is the American occupation of Poland and Europe, by Mateusz Piskorski [233]

Russia won the US presidency.

Thats funny Pee Wee, do you make this crap up as you go along?

There is not any proof it affected the vote totals. Sounds like a wee bit of a sore loser here.....
Perhaps, if the DNC invested $30 on some cheap anti-phishing software they wouldn't be in this predicament.

Trumpanzes kneeling before Putin to swear allegiance.

Like the British flocking to an outdated and irrelevant queen

When Trump starts shutting down the 300 Liberal Sanctuary cities in the U

Im sure the crime stats will go down then.

Kate`s bill is slated for another Congress vote and this time its going to pass and become law.

This along with the promised defunding will really put a dent in the Illegal`s party, some Mayors, Sheriffs could be possibly prosecuted as well.
Joker   
10 Jan 2017
News / American GIs troops finally in Poland and, thank God, there's more to come [480]

Even if the United States did dissolve NATO they wouldn't throw Poland under the bus.
Many Polish soldiers trained here in the U.S. last summer in joint efforts.

After Trump threatened to leave NATO, I thought some countries bellied up and started paying again. So now he`s happy??
I didn't check up on this.....

Ah yes, thanks for refreshing me on that as that was 45 years ago and I am very forgetful in my old age.

I got it from Full Metal Jacket, you had to see this classic movie!

Private Joker:):)

Me love you looooong time, Me sooooo horny,,,lol
Joker   
12 Jan 2017
News / An article: NATO is the American occupation of Poland and Europe, by Mateusz Piskorski [233]

Let's see if Trump stands up for the interests of the USA or Russia before we make judgement.

One of the more sensible comments Ive seen on here, Thank you!

I say give the guy a 6 month chance and if he does a terrible job, Ill be the first to complain.
Only if Lyzko would give him a chance, those New Yorkers can be so stubborn! lol

I voted against Clinton, for the record:)
Joker   
17 Jan 2017
News / American GIs troops finally in Poland and, thank God, there's more to come [480]

Then why did you move here ?
Must be better then where you came from.

If the US sucks so much, why does he stay here?

Go back to the back country with the kangaroo's where you came from you worthless loud mouth as we don't need freeloaders like you in our country.

I hope Kangaroo Boy gets deported, since he's obviously wont leave on his own.
Perhaps, by playing his national anthem it will bring back the memories and tears,,,,lol

youtube.com/watch?v=aPu-C5vvzU4
Joker   
17 Jan 2017
Off-Topic / Liroy politely tells Bono he's full of it [19]

Bono who in a speech in the US Congress

What a farce letting Bozo speak in front of Congress!

Why does "The Edge" always wear that silly wool hat? Even in the summer, on planes, beach, funerals etc.....
With all his loot and not even one guitar solo! I would think he could afford some hair plugs! lol



Joker   
24 Feb 2017
Feedback / Is it Possible to Get Permanently Banned From the Polish Forum ? [27]

Recently an ex member was allowed to return after intentionally posting a persons real name, contacting his employer for the purpose to have him fired from his job

Dang! not cool at all!
I didn't know he did that, messing around with a persons lively hood is childish and it could become deadly if you do it to the wrong person.

Im not really for banning, but in an extreme case like that it really makes me wonder about the judgement of the moderators letting this person back on here.

I have never been banned,........yet, just hear say.

I was suspended once for name calling, years ago, no biggie:)

Guess they have an axe to grind or this forum is somehow addictive for them.

I think so too, could be many reasons.
Perhaps, they were picked on as a kid and this is how they lash out and get even with the world?

I dont get it either.

This forum used to be a fun place to drop by and visit, not anymore, its like The Lord of the Flies around here now!
Joker   
1 Mar 2017
Off-Topic / What is funny about this picture? [31]

"Isn't bullying the traditional British way of things."

Its common practice for the British to gang up bully people on this forum.

One can assume this is how they behave in their natural habitat.
Joker   
5 Mar 2017
Travel / Will Americans need a visa to go to Poland soon [17]

EU is planning to set up visa requirement for Americans.

OH Please do!!! Like we would even care........ lol

Do you really think Americans would overstay their Visa`s like the million Illegal Poles have already done to us?
How many Europeans have supposedly "come for a visit" and never to return home? Unless they were deported.

Im going to sneak into the EU to work a low paying job. ROTFL!!!!!!!!!

Its a disgrace that the EU didn't do this years ago

Even the Limeys go home when their Visa expires. Its a disgrace other European citizens are not as honorable.
Joker   
5 Mar 2017
Travel / Will Americans need a visa to go to Poland soon [17]

UK citizens do not need a visa there. I just get somehing called an ESTA, free online.

I believe you.

My passport is about to expire soon. Im sure there are going to be new rules or restrictions at this point in time.
Joker   
5 Mar 2017
Travel / Will Americans need a visa to go to Poland soon [17]

I think they ban people from entering for the next year or six months. Doesn't happen often

With all the craziness going on in the world, you can never be too safe anymore.

I hope things get better:)
Joker   
5 Mar 2017
Travel / Will Americans need a visa to go to Poland soon [17]

Yes. A lot of them do, get caught and then cry about it online.

I would be too embarrassed to admit being caught and then cry online about it...sad

There are a lot of troublemakers that come from my country, they want to steal your women!! lol
Joker   
5 Mar 2017
Travel / Will Americans need a visa to go to Poland soon [17]

Million? Do you actually have some source or data to support that number?

Just a wild guess? There are over a million Poles in the Chicagoland area. I assume they all must be all legal, of course!

So what is your issue?

I dont have an issue, just replying to this silly thread in a joking manner thats all. If you think Im a B&%$# thats your problem!

Visa for EU citizens and visa for US citizen - that is a fair deal. What is your problem with that princess?

Nothing honey, Now Im thinking it would be very easy for me to become a Polish citizen as well:)
Joker   
5 Mar 2017
Travel / Will Americans need a visa to go to Poland soon [17]

Visa for EU citizens and visa for US citizen

I should be able to get dual citizenship because my wife is a Polish immigrant and maybe when I retire Ill move there.

Which city do you live in??

I bet you're one of those guys that moved to England because you couldn't hack it in Poland. Now you are just an internet warrior!lol
Joker   
6 Mar 2017
Travel / Will Americans need a visa to go to Poland soon [17]

many illegal Poles in U.S. of A and I wanted to know that number.

Yes, You're the statistics analysts, so lets compare how many Illegal Americans are in Poland and vice versa.

I googled it, only found 70,000 Illegals in Illinois. Just a drop in the bucket compared to Mexicans.

I highly doubt they're even 7000 Illegal Americans in Poland?

Where do you get your stats, do tell? I just wanted to know that number?
Joker   
7 Mar 2017
News / Will Polish-Americans need visas to visit Poland and other EU countries? [21]

There is no that many illegal Poles in the US.

How do you know that where are your stats or you talking out your A$$ again?

Illinois is home to some 70,000 Polish illegal immigrants, second only to the city's undocumented Mexican population.
And this is only one state!

How many Americans overstay their visa in Poland perhaps 700? If even, that many.

You may be entitled to the facts but not your own facts!!!

Trump promised to grant visa free access to Poles within 14 days.

Im starting to see the real Trump now, as being a liar.

I dont like when people start making accusations without any proof , can't believe him, same as that idiot poster above you:)