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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
29 Sep 2023
Law / Gun control in Poland: should Polish people be allowed to own guns? [1070]

On average, up until 2020, there were 10 school shootings per year in the US

10 too many. Simple.

their husbands why they need another and bigger gun.

Coz they have little dicks and need to compensate for it with guns. Simple.
BTW, how many guns you said you possess?? Three? Not bad.. How big are they??? Do they compensate enough or you are thinking of getting a fourth one????
pawian   
29 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

You deny that FOZZ started TVN>?

Who cares about prehistory? We care that right now PiS is robbing Poland in broad daylight and bringing in hundred thousands exotic immigrants. Those rightist gangsters dream of getting rid of not only the opposition but also independent media which are observing PiS` dirty actions and raising hell when necessary. PIS simply wants to rob more in complete silence.

Fortunately, Americans are holding TVN firmly and PiS can only kiss their ass.

And that's why PiS

Alien, nie pierdol bo Ci nawrzucam. Po co Ci to? Nudzi Ci się??? hahahaha

Opposition with Donald Tusk as an option leads to stronger ties with the EU/Germany

Goddess bless them hundredfold!!!!
pawian   
29 Sep 2023
Life / Will the price of petrol/diesel reach 7 Zlotys in 2011 [58]

I had expected there would be shortages of fuel so I had stored 150 litres

I am storing fuel again coz Poland might soon run out if it.
How?
PiS made the biggest state fuel company lower the prices before the elections despite the global price going up recently and weakened Polish currency. Fuel is the cheapest since the war began. Drivers are buying out diesel and petrol in bulk quantities. What is more, our neighbours, mostly Czechs and Germans, are doing the same coz the cost of fuel in Poland is ridiculously low for them.

I have never imagined PiS can do such things like openly manipulating the prices. The state company is using up its emergency supplies. I hope they will answer for their harmful actions soon.

More and more state fuel stations pretend to be troubled by "failures of pumps" - that`s how the headquarters instruct workers to explain the shortages of fuel. Commie times come to mind.
pawian   
28 Sep 2023
Polonia / Polish bus crash in Croatia. Is there a fate? [229]

I've always loved riding the bus,

Sorry, I have a different opinion. In commie times, both buses and trains were incredibly crowded. However, it was trains which offered more space for travellers. E.g, you could accommodate yourself in the corridor or even the toilet.
pawian   
28 Sep 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

New facts about PIS visa scandal. Now Indian story:

onet.pl/informacje/onetwiadomosci/szokujace-fakty-o-aferze-wizowej-obywatele-indii-opowiadaja-o-lapowkach/cszyd8h,79cfc278

New facts about the visa scandal. "The security of Poland and Europe placed in the hands of an intermediary from India"
Massive bribes and lack of reliable verification of people who wanted to enter Poland and the Schengen area. This is what the visa scandal in India was supposed to look like. The Indians and their Polish representative told us about the story behind the scenes. - Poland entrusted the security of its borders and the whole of Europe to an external company, VFS, which collected documents from those willing to travel in its nine offices in India. Polish consulates did not see people who were granted visas - Onet sources say.

- To be able to apply for a Polish visa, you first had to get to a meeting at VFS. The meeting was arranged for a bribe, for a huge amount for Indians, equivalent to approximately EUR 800 - say Indians who entered Poland

- Those who received work visas to Poland may have lost legs or have other disabilities that exclude them from various professions. The Polish consulate did not verify this because it had never seen these people in person. The first and last meeting took place at the VFS headquarters, adds the Polish representative of the Indians.

When asked by Onet about bribes, VFS assured that it only collected official fees. And when asked if it was true that their employees from India were detained by the police, they gave us evasive answers.

The Polish prosecutor's office is investigating the visa scandal. Our sources deny the narrative promoted by PiS that the scandal was small and limited to only 268 immigrants.

Thank you PIS!
pawian   
28 Sep 2023
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

I would never have guessed that from the song lyrics

Don`t despair. :):):) You do very well in most riddles. Those could be difficult ones - even native Polish speakers prefered to keep away from them. You bravely took the challenge so hats off to you and maf. :):):)

PS. Another riddle - when you say a sticker about a toddler/small child, what does it mean?
pawian   
28 Sep 2023
Genealogy / Silesian, old Polish heritage? [49]

It is an emulation of Silesian folk music

More exactly, of the song: Karolinka has gone to Gogolin town



Karolinka went to Gogolin
Karolinka went to Gogolin
And Karliczek followed her, a beautiful lady,
with a bottle of wine.
And Karliczek followed her, a beautiful lady,
with a bottle of wine.

She was going to Gogolin, she was looking ahead,
She was going to Gogolin, she was looking ahead, She didn't look
back at her elegant son , She didn't look back at her elegant son. Lead me, path, into this wide world. Lead me, path, into this. , into the wide world I will find there another nice little son who will be happy with me

pawian   
28 Sep 2023
Travel / Kielce and the area - amazing Polish Pocket Knives live there [105]

Wow, the leader of the Left party and his partner had a symbolic wedding during a theatre play with hundreds of witnesses in the audience. Amasing! :):):) In Kielce, of course.

Robert Biedroń and his partner Krzysztof Śmiszek had a symbolic wedding on the stage of the theater. The ceremony, which had no legal force, was part of the spectacle. "We should do everything so that two adults can experience marriage whenever they want. Because love is love!" - Robert Biedroń wrote on social media.


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pawian   
28 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

I am not authorized by Joker to respond to your

Darling, you made a mistake - you had a chance to keep your muzzle shut up but you prefered not to. Now you are going to pay for it. Ha! Graj, muzyko!!! hahahahaha
pawian   
28 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

I just wrote in Random about this kind of patronizing

While youy never do it, darling. Really???

PS. Did you notice I resumed calling you my fave name for forum azholes? You fully deserved it, darling, coz you have been acting like an azhole for a few days now. Your childish dreams of removing certain posters from here were the last straw. Enough is enough. Dog fekk you and your stalinist grandpa too, darling! hahahaha
pawian   
28 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

Yet, the Leftists

You seem to be really infatuated with that guy. Are you in love? It is amassing coz we thought you were hetero. Such a change at your age!
pawian   
27 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

You did hear the USA just gave Poland a 2 billion dollar loan

Yes. Good you mentioned Poland, not PiS. Because this money is for Poland. PIS will leave but Poland will stay under a better gov and use this money wisely.

kinda like EU withholding billions.

Very good coz it is the only way to make those brainwashed morons or homo sovieticus PIS voters aware of certain basic correlations in life. When they suffer with their own pockets, they might eventually understand that they are duped by PiS.
pawian   
27 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

don't forget USA is supporting PiS

Stop lying like out Russian friends. :):):
pawian   
27 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

win the election.

It is sad, actually.

PS . Why wasn`t I born in a normal country, for fekks sake? Like Australia or Ireland ??? Why do I have to experience such stresses through all my life?? I had lived in communist times and hoped they were gone forever, but PiS brought everything back. Kurwa mać!
pawian   
27 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

It really is surprising how accepting people are of PIS and seemingly unable to accept the bigger picture which is a government who really do care about its population and country.

Three groups of people vote for PiS:

- homo sovieticuses who grab benefits. They realise PiS are political gangsters but still vote for them out of purely financial calculation.
- brainwashed morons - stupid people who are unable to understand what is discussed in the evening news. They easily swallow black propaganda coz they comprehend simple slogans like Tusk is bad etc.

- people who were promoted to lucrative positions due to connections with PiS.
pawian   
27 Sep 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

Pawian, my friend, be fair and admit that the elections were not "stolen"

I can`t say it was stolen coz I am not Trump. hahaha

that PiS was elected by your fellow citizens, not dropped off a Russian plane.

Exactly. I called them homo sovieticuses and implied that Poland is still an Eastern European country. Pity but it is true.
pawian   
26 Sep 2023
Law / Gun control in Poland: should Polish people be allowed to own guns? [1070]

They would tell him that he is an idiot and that ARs in Israelis' hands are the greatest thing

No, you implied sth else. You meant that an accidental Israeli accosted in the street by Korvinus would start shooting at him with an AR for insulting Israel. It is really amasing you are fully retreating from your previous positions now. :):):) Like Russians on the Ukrainian front. :):):)

Are we done?

Always, no need to ask. :):):)
pawian   
26 Sep 2023
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

He wanted her to stop unloading the trolley and help him with packing the shopping?

Yes! because the cashier was scanning items really fast and he couldn`t keep up.

The lyrics didn't suggest they were about to have a punch up

Not directly, of course. But a few friends and their friends are mentioned and when the smoke term appears in the song whose leit motif is drinking a lot of beer, it means the result of if will be a little commotion. :):):)
pawian   
26 Sep 2023
Law / Gun control in Poland: should Polish people be allowed to own guns? [1070]

Go to Israel. Once you arrive, speak to the first Israeli and tell him or her that his or her country is sh*tty because they have assault-style rifles.

And?? What do you expect to happen next???
I vaguely suspect you are mistaking Israel for Russia now...... It is in Russia where people end up in prison for saying the Red Army is shittty.
pawian   
26 Sep 2023
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

"I'm behind!"

No, that is against the rules of this thread which says: direct English translation. Sorry, yours isn`t. :):):)

He couldn't pack the groceries as fast as she was taking them from the cart?

You are half correct. Think again or even try to imagine that scene you are describing and find out where it needs improvement. :):):)

I would never have guessed that from the song lyrics.

Impossible. Don`t the English go into the smoke when they drink too much beer?? What about British football fans abroad????
pawian   
25 Sep 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

This PiS scandal reminds me of jokes popular in my pupil and student times in commie Poland - the series was called What is the peak/height of sth?

So, imitating that old style. the joke goes:
What is the peak of impudence?
Allow hundred thousands exotic immigrants in and ask Poles in a referendum if they agree to mass immigration, suggesting the NO answer. .

Thank you, PiS, for this fun!!!! Laughter is healthy!!! hahahahaha
pawian   
25 Sep 2023
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

Niemożliwy. Nie ma sensu :( :(

OK. I am here to help you. :):):) To go into the smoke means to get involved in a brawl/rowdy party/ some kind of mayhem. Session in British slang acc to my sources. Kukiz sings about drinking beer and going into the smoke with his mates and their mates. :):):)

To have support?

You are getting closer and closer. :):):) . Mieć coś w plecy/ mieć tyły means to procrastinate, to delay with sth. What exactly did the man mean???
pawian   
25 Sep 2023
Polonia / Polish Gazette in Brazil [25]

About 10 minutes with a Phillips Ladyshave.

You mean that Brazilian natives don`t grow facial hair like beards etc??
pawian   
25 Sep 2023
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 2 [1680]

Why this bench doesn't have a seat?

Wow, this riddle was sth completety new to me. Amasing!