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Why many funny stories about Polish People in Europe?


espana  
30 May 2008 /  #31
If people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
osiol  
30 May 2008 /  #32
We're on page two already, and still there haven't been any funny stories about Polish people in Europe. Come on, everyone! Tell us all some funny stories.
isthatu2  
30 May 2008 /  #33
You couldnt say that about any british city, we fought like lions in the 2nd world war.

wot,left the hard work to the women and licked our balls in the shade all day?
cyg  
31 May 2008 /  #34
You couldnt say that about any british city, we fought like lions in the 2nd world war.

You had La Manche on your side - probably the only reason you didn't get overrun like everyone else in 1939-40. Don't take it the wrong way, though - lucky for everyone you didn't.
Bartolome  
31 May 2008 /  #35
Not the only reason - without American help Britain would simply starve to death.
Seanus  
20 Jun 2010 /  #36
... there are many like this. I couldn't stop laughing as my wife's gran is just like that. Sorry, it's in Polish but this is a Polish forum.

... this is brilliant!

... these old hags love to jibber and let it all out.

youtube.com/watch?v=poqSs38HCAs&feature=related
this is superb! I love the calm last part of it after that rant

youtube.com/watch?v=hbRjY3UMmz8&feature=related
and one more
polkamaniac  
20 Jun 2010 /  #37
Here is a good one :----A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The Polak understood and was ready.

The time came to have the Polak jump from the air plane. The instructor reminded the Polak that he would be right behind him. The Polak proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the Polak.

The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"
Seanus  
20 Jun 2010 /  #38
LOL, that was a good one!

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