If I was to move to Poland from Ireland...

well get me a job as a native speaker in lodz i will go in the morning :P :P

Lets have a whip round people of Poland , we can pay him more not to come....

How rude of you. I was in Poland years and years before you ever even heard of the place! So much you are 'part and parcel' of Poland that your own neighbours are stealing all your stuff!

And what a horrid place it is. Why would you even go back??

Yes, I thought that too :)) Because Michal, you may get murdered on a train and have your body thrown through the window. they may rob you while you are asleep or if you become ill and they take you to hospital, you may need an operation with no anaesthetic. How on earth will you manage there. Also, the natives can speak Polish badly not the same way as you translate (sometimes) and then you may not understand them. As it is such an awful place to live where they procreate like rabbits, you should be really , really careful and truly consider whether or not it is worth putting yourself in such a dangerous situation. Better to stay in England, in your big expensive house and know you will be well looked after :))


I'll gladly donate some money to this very worthwhile cause <g>

But is that fair on the good people of Guildford to let him stay there?

I've heard some weird things about those Guildford people.......

what the family in the five bedroom detached house?...apparently the husband thinks he's English

lol when did all this happen? i live in a 5 bedroom detatched house but not in england and what are we having a whip round for?

Operations with no anesthetic?? eh??????????

Nice to be popular ain,t it.....

I wouldn't honestly know dude... this is all new for me. How are things with that bike of yours? :o)

Look , every post there is , on any subject , you dive in and run down Poland and its people , telling us all what a kak place it is with terrible people...You can,t be suprised that you get a bit of stick from those of us that Love Poland and its people...Yes there is a lot wrong with the country , and the people who stole my stuff were worthless scum , but Poland is a good proud country , and has a great future which i intend to be part of....If you can,t say something nice about the place and its people why the hell are you on Polish forums...Do you see it as your duty to warn the world that its so bad here...Those that live here know whats its like , those that do not will come and see for themselves , and are unlikely to rely on your account...Pess up a rope fookstick.......now thats rude.....!

Haha you crack me up dude. Where's that sense of humour originally from?

you insult Poland and Polish people all the time, and when they say they dont want you there its "rude". im surprised a feckwit like yourself expects to be respected. is that because youre old? in fact so old that last time youve been to Poland many forum mebers werent even born. more like cos you got a biiiiig stick up your arse. get-over-yourself.

Well i was born , if thats the right word in the north of England in a small seaside town called Scarborough , but i was on my toes at 16 , and off to London...Since then , all over the world , doing every nutty thing you can think of...Usually involving going at silly speeds on a variety of machinery....I think we have a strange sense of humour in Yorkshire , and people who do really dangerous stuff tend to see the funny side....After a big crash at Brands hatch they took me to hospital with a bashed head....While my girlfriend and crew stood around worried they carefully x rayed my dented noggin....As i lay on the trolly the nurse came out of the room and anounced in a loud voice... ( we have x rayed his head , and we can,t find anything...!) Wot , nothing at all....????

Oh , and the bike is fine....its almost warm enough to ride it here......Almost....


I always thought the Irish had a sense of humour to beat all others....I used to race against a lot of em , ...Happy days , and lots of laughs....

You're a sound man. It wouldn't take an xray to know there ain't anything in my head either :o) See ya soon dude.

ps give the exhaust on that bike a good old poke and see what happens!

Yeah , come on over for a beer , maybe bring some proper Guinness over , you know the proper Irish stuff , not the kak they send to UK...My mate Joey dunlop assured me they used to pizz in it before they sent it over...i am sure he was right....It tasted much better in his bar in Ireland.....

Joey was your mate??? He was a legend and a gentleman and sorely missed in northern ireland. Sorry for your loss dude.

i have him to blame for me being in Poland....Joey began taking aid to Latvia whilst competing at Riga circuit...I followed his idea , taking aid to Belarus , and Poland , fell in love with Poland...Its all his fault....Sadly it was at Riga circuit where Joey lost his life in a first lap crash in the rain....Everyone that knew him misses him , he was one of the nicest guys in racing...Must get over and have a beer in his bar again sometime....And i want to go and drink a Guinness sometime in Latvia at the place where he died....of course i shall take one for him too...

It is not a five bedroomed detached house.


Its interesting to note that you too are so full of yourself and your abilities yet interestingly enough, you do not want to live in that God forsaken country yourself. When in Moscow all those years ago and I had to listen to all those sad Poles who so hated England. Now, we have to suffer nearly two million of the buggers! They all expect free hospital, free medicines free school places, free one-to-one help in the classroom and when an Englishman goes to Poland nothing whatsoever is free.

i left Poland 3 years ago because it was so easy, and my english is good so i cope well without anybodys help here. id like to move back to poland one day maybe but my fiance is in the british army and it complicates things a lot. i never said poland was godforsaken, thats all you say. and who the hell cares what polish people said to you in moscow 20 years ago?! if you moved to poland permamently not just for a holiday i am guessing you would get free health service, free schools and whatever as well. you have no idea what poland is like so why dont you just shut up?


id say im confident rather than full of myself. its you who is full of themseles when really you shouldnt be mate

Not in a million years

i dont see why not?

And now we have to listen to those Brits who so hate Poland.

If you mean Michal...he is not English , he is from Albania.......

If you want to live in Poland (Kraków) I would recommend not to:

- run around market square (in most cases drunk) singing some football chants after 10pm.
- not to vomit at public places
- not to throw knifes at clerks

That are some things we have to deal with since Kraków became a popular "tourist" destination among British youngsters.

It's not hard to find a pretty good job if you're a specialist. I earn 8000zł per month (that is some 2000€) as a programmer and have no finance problems.

Michal: so you're talking this bull**it about people stealing everything. Few years ago I've worked with a Brazilian immigrant. I've asked him why he lives in Poland, and guess what was his answer? "Because if I would walk with my cellphone in my hand on the street in Brazil, I would get robbed and beaten badly." Should I now say that you'll get robbed when you go to Brazil? No! I assume you know why.

"Now, we have to suffer nearly two million of the buggers!". Now, that is funny yet ridiculous. May I ask you, are you from GB? No? Sad that those poor people have to suffer with you...

Same happens on the streets of Poland too, especially as Communism has fallen. Somehow, Communism did at least keep the Poles in line and gave them some sort of discipline with an aim to work to.

Talking from experience again, eh?

unlike what your parents done with you right? muppet

I would like to visit Poland some time. I know a lot of Polish people in southern Ireland. I guess lifestyle and things are obviously different living anywhere apart from your native land.. When my friends moved here, they obviously had a different experience compared to home... But home is always home...