Well, I'm not Polish, but I have been there numerous times and he still needs to see for himself :)
OK mate, I stand corrected :)
Have you Polish ancestry by any chance?
Polish on the other hand is fairly difficult to grasp
I can agree with you here, because it took me three years to grasp it and I still wouldn't say my Polish is the best and as you say, sometimes my Polish is like a five year old; however, I communicate and that's the most important thing I find :)