Beware the peacocks at Lazienski Park in Warsaw

I kind of remember the last time they were here

it was really loud when I drove past the woods

Those were the ones that came from England. They probably raided "Czerwone Jabłuszko" had a party and now they're going bancrupt.

Í left my girlfriend alone in the Lazienski park looking for a toilet.
Two strong, giant peacocks jumped on her and managed to penetrate her before I could do anything!
My socalled Euro handy did not work there. It was a prepaid I bought under pressure from a strange guy in the train. He said it would work all over Europe. While the cocks were banging my girlfriend I shouted for help but all the people that came were just laughing and clapping in their hands for while sharing bottles of wodka. Some were filming and taking pictures for U-TUBE.

After this experience I think it is better to visit Poland on a well organised tour by motorcoach than to go their on your own. Its more fun and safe as well.

I hope president Bush will put up the rocket defense system in to protect our civilized world from crazy peacocks.
My girlfriend has changed after this al happened. She now is going all over Zoo's to see the peacocks. She has posters from peacocks all over the house.

Anybody has any advice?

see a shrink.

Make her jealous with a gorgeous Peacock lass.

M-G

Get a magician to change you into a male version of a peacock or failing that Paul McKenna can hypnotise you and her so you both think you are either peacocks or normal people............:)

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