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Satire: Poland on Uncyclopedia

TheOther 6 | 3,692  
28 Oct 2009 /  #1
Really funny web site! I love the entries for Poland, Australia and the USA.

derek trotter 10 | 203  
28 Oct 2009 /  #2
much better is:

try Poland or other interesting things ;)
Dice 15 | 452  
28 Oct 2009 /  #3
Really funny web site! I love the entries for Poland, Australia and the USA.

LOL, I loved that, so funny!

The national currency of Poland is the litre (litr). It is produced in denominations of 100mL, 200mL, 355mL, 500mL, 1L and 0,7L. Unlike most other countries, polish money is not minted from metal or printed on paper, but rather is distributed in the form of the transparent liquid, described below. An exchange rate of roughly 8 euros for 1 litre is typically available. Litres are produced by many privately licensed foundries which are owned and strictly controlled by the aristocracy. Counterfeiting is rampant (particularly outside the major cities and in student dormitories) in Poland since litres can be distilled from rain or illegally drawn from rivers.

28 Oct 2009 /  #4
hahaha i saw it several years ago. i showed it also to a friend from another country about her own country but she got offenced*_*
Sokrates 8 | 3,346  
28 Oct 2009 /  #5
Polish Polish people are'nt allowed into Limerick or they'll be stabbed

The first written mentions of Poland come exclusively from nations and other entities (especially tourists who made a wrong turn three hours before and mentally retarded children), whom raided, raped, eviscerated and ****** up whole country several times. But fun ends, when one guy with idiotic nickname Mieszko said "Enough, you fucknuts!".

Ahahahahaahh, thats the best f*cking description i ever saw, and its totally accurate!

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