but left a mental scar hahaha
That would do it. I saw a similar situation in Chicago once by Montrose beach. I believe she was doing #1. I did not hang around to observe though, this woman just dropped her trousers where she stood she didn’t even bother to go into the bushes which were nearby, public bathroom was about 50m away and they are free. I have to admit they were disgusting at the time when I visited but still that’s where you're meant to do your business.