oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]
first time for everything mate :):) never had a random orgasm??? maybe I am sicker than I thought :) I have em all the time :)
now that sounds interesting...not had one of them before...well not since the party in zlocieniec...
first time for everything mate :):) never had a random orgasm??? maybe I am sicker than I thought :) I have em all the time :)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Love / Brit working in Poland - asking this Polish lady if she's in a relationship? [114]
please don't try to kiss her with baited breath :) lol
now i wait with baited breath.....
please don't try to kiss her with baited breath :) lol
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
UK, Ireland / Are the Poles in England hated? [450]
my problem is I shite to much and drink:) lol chill out boys:0
Youre problem Wroc Boy is you drink too much and talk shite...
my problem is I shite to much and drink:) lol chill out boys:0
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Love / Brit working in Poland - asking this Polish lady if she's in a relationship? [114]
good to see your sense of humour back mate. by the way how come you get all the Jowitas??
good to see your sense of humour back mate. by the way how come you get all the Jowitas??
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
News / Organized Crime: Polish Gang Is Making Profitable Business Of Robberies [60]
shouldn't this be on the random gay thread?? :)
I can do a spell for you though, if you want to.
shouldn't this be on the random gay thread?? :)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Love / Brit working in Poland - asking this Polish lady if she's in a relationship? [114]
hope the Jowita you love don't read that:) :0:*)
hope the Jowita you love don't read that:) :0:*)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]
be nice:0 she could make you look better when your a bit saggy :)
be nice:0 she could make you look better when your a bit saggy :)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
News / Organized Crime: Polish Gang Is Making Profitable Business Of Robberies [60]
Blah Blah Blah. OH sorry you won't understand that... baaa baa baaa
Blah Blah Blah. OH sorry you won't understand that... baaa baa baaa
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]
I can't find one. but as you speak english so well why do you need one?
I can't find one. but as you speak english so well why do you need one?
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
News / Organized Crime: Polish Gang Is Making Profitable Business Of Robberies [60]
I was not robbed:0 seanus in my past life yes I could have shed some light:) but my boyfriend won't let me now:0 p.s. he wasn't that rampant either:0
oliver twist was robbed of his virginity by a rampant gay donkey, maybe he can shed some light on robberies.
I was not robbed:0 seanus in my past life yes I could have shed some light:) but my boyfriend won't let me now:0 p.s. he wasn't that rampant either:0
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]
sorry mate but I think you would be better learning Polish the normal way. School, but it's not that easy apparently!! good luck though mate:)
So I can use it to learn Polish.
sorry mate but I think you would be better learning Polish the normal way. School, but it's not that easy apparently!! good luck though mate:)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]
if you don't I will:) only kidding, I really think that beauty comes from within, but s,o,t,t. she was fat wasn't she:)
Jova I hope you get used to the english sense of humour:) we can be pretty sick at times but we love each other really:) you do love me dont you south of da thames??:)
My reply to her was even better, but I'm not posting it on here! haha! :)
if you don't I will:) only kidding, I really think that beauty comes from within, but s,o,t,t. she was fat wasn't she:)
Jova I hope you get used to the english sense of humour:) we can be pretty sick at times but we love each other really:) you do love me dont you south of da thames??:)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]
Yes but they will charge you to look at it:)
carefull, what you wish for:)
Yes but they will charge you to look at it:)
I am looking for something I can hold in my hand. try the vatican
carefull, what you wish for:)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]
you might just get it:0
good choice.
good advice
Lol why?
you might just get it:0
Lol no thanks.
good choice.
No offence m8, but it would be much better to learn normal conversational Polish first; Polish religious texts are not only more difficult to read than e.g. a magazine, but they also use a lot of archaic language as well. While I respect your interest in our language and its religious texts, it would surely be better to learn how to ask a for cup of coffee or how to ask a Polish woman for a date in Polish, than learning the names of the 12 apostles in Polish. ;) :)
good advice
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]
well if it's what you want:) freedom of chioce and all that:0 lol
you said you were looking for something to hold in you hand:) thats why I said try the vatican.. sorry gotta sick sense of humour:0
But why should I be careful if I am getting what I want?
well if it's what you want:) freedom of chioce and all that:0 lol
was it something about the hand?
you said you were looking for something to hold in you hand:) thats why I said try the vatican.. sorry gotta sick sense of humour:0
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]
probably more prepared than me then:) nice to meet you by the way:0
did you practice the ministry of funny walks??? lol
I love the English sense of humour. I even wrote a paper on sarcasm and irony in the sketches of Monty Python :D so I'm kind of professionally prepared :D
probably more prepared than me then:) nice to meet you by the way:0
did you practice the ministry of funny walks??? lol
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]
you can get the Bible on many forms of media, but our friend here wants a Bisexual version:0 sorry Bilingual don't think it,s available yet but if you fancy translating for that gap in the market I will buy one:) lol one of the best e bibles I have come acrosss is esword, it's free to download. good luck with the hunt and if I find one I will send you the link:)
you can get the Bible on many forms of media, but our friend here wants a Bisexual version:0 sorry Bilingual don't think it,s available yet but if you fancy translating for that gap in the market I will buy one:) lol one of the best e bibles I have come acrosss is esword, it's free to download. good luck with the hunt and if I find one I will send you the link:)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]
ha ha I am:) but that's my natural walk:0 my fav scene is where he beats the car with a branch from a tree, did you see it? would love to see you walk like john cleese though:0
ha ha I am:) but that's my natural walk:0 my fav scene is where he beats the car with a branch from a tree, did you see it? would love to see you walk like john cleese though:0
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
News / Organized Crime: Polish Gang Is Making Profitable Business Of Robberies [60]
yes I think that thieves are everywhere, don't just think it's a Polish thing. in fact I was one for years:) and I believe you are a botty bandit seanus:0 come on out of that closet you come boyo:):):) seriously though. every country hasd thieves. England more than most, and Scotland and definitely wales. sorry didn'rt wanna metion wales cos seanus will think i am prejudised:) baaaa
yes I think that thieves are everywhere, don't just think it's a Polish thing. in fact I was one for years:) and I believe you are a botty bandit seanus:0 come on out of that closet you come boyo:):):) seriously though. every country hasd thieves. England more than most, and Scotland and definitely wales. sorry didn'rt wanna metion wales cos seanus will think i am prejudised:) baaaa
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]
welll the scene was from the ministry of funny walks I think!! maybe I am wrong.. don't like to admit I am wrong so don't tell anyone pleese.. I will find out though and let you know. God I don't believe this I could be wrong!!!!! s**t me wrong.. well all I know about the future is it will be different:) different from what I don't know but I read that quote somewhere and liked it:) I really would hate to be wrong:) I am a man we are never wrong if anyone of pf can shed light on this pleese don't let me be wrong.. :) actually I am wrong:(:(:( that scene was from faulty towers:)) Oh well, I forgive myself:) I'm Christian so am allowed to do that!! I think. **** could be wrong again:)
You never know what future holds... :D
welll the scene was from the ministry of funny walks I think!! maybe I am wrong.. don't like to admit I am wrong so don't tell anyone pleese.. I will find out though and let you know. God I don't believe this I could be wrong!!!!! s**t me wrong.. well all I know about the future is it will be different:) different from what I don't know but I read that quote somewhere and liked it:) I really would hate to be wrong:) I am a man we are never wrong if anyone of pf can shed light on this pleese don't let me be wrong.. :) actually I am wrong:(:(:( that scene was from faulty towers:)) Oh well, I forgive myself:) I'm Christian so am allowed to do that!! I think. **** could be wrong again:)
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
News / Organized Crime: Polish Gang Is Making Profitable Business Of Robberies [60]
true again, this is not on sheepish we are agreeing to much.. no i will not ,marry you
Other things tend not to be stolen there tho
true again, this is not on sheepish we are agreeing to much.. no i will not ,marry you
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]
You are right, it was definitely from faulty towers) Oh well, today I learned that I can be wrong:( but I did admit in my last post that I was wrong forgive me pleeesse:0s till wanna see you do that walk though:0 lol
You are right, it was definitely from faulty towers) Oh well, today I learned that I can be wrong:( but I did admit in my last post that I was wrong forgive me pleeesse:0s till wanna see you do that walk though:0 lol
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]
good question,
sorry i have to ask, did you mean to call yourself that or did you just fill in the wrong box on the profile screen?
good question,
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]
also a paraphrase,, it contains many words not in the original!! I think you mean the Apophrica..
Like the NIV is modern compared to KJV.
also a paraphrase,, it contains many words not in the original!! I think you mean the Apophrica..
oliver twist
24 Mar 2008
Love / Polish girls and this age thing? [173]
it's not about sucking eggs it's about preference, and Karma, what will be will be!! you can't help who you fall in love, or lust with, it just happens... sometimes it's good sometimes it's s**t, but it is real just the same..:) LOL
it's not about sucking eggs it's about preference, and Karma, what will be will be!! you can't help who you fall in love, or lust with, it just happens... sometimes it's good sometimes it's s**t, but it is real just the same..:) LOL